Jesus Dress Up

This site has been around for a long time, but it’s still funny and entertaining as hell. You can dress up the Lard Jesus in several different costumes, reset things, and then try something gloriously different.

Thyroid Production

Thyroid Production August 5th, 2008 Thyroid Production 12. Synthroid thyromine is a serious medical condition where the bodys thyroid gland does not produce enough thyromine hormone. If you are diagnosed with hypothyroidsm, your doctor may prescribe Synthroid.

Making clean-up fun

The toys were beginning to take over the living room and even though the Chevy Chase Christmas tree is gone, we are still wall to wall here!  So in an effort to get some of those things back into the boys room, I instituted a Treasure Hunt - which to my delight, delighted my Sammy!  He was all on

Now THIS is satire!

In a strictly tongue-in-cheek jab at their sister publication at Conde Nast, the editors of Vanity Fair have satirized the controversial New Yorker magazine cover depicting Barack and Michelle Obama. It will only appear on their website., but you have to admit it’s funny.

A Day at the Beach

From the San Francisco Chronicle: On the surface, President Bush’s decision Monday to lift the presidential moratorium on offshore drilling - a policy initiated by his father and extended by Bill Clinton - appeared only to embolden Democrats in their efforts to preserve the 27-year-old federal ban.

Tender lion in the tenderloin

My wife & I spent Sunday in San Francisco and ran into some folks that I recognized from Dallas.  We took them to the Tenderlion district for dinner at Shalimar. We leave the restaurant around 11pm and get into the car; I look ahead and there’s a homeless goon standing in front of my car.  This

Supporting the troops? Nah, supporting Captain Underpants

(RTTNews) - President George W. Bush signed into law a $162 billion bipartisan plan to finance war operations in Iraq and Afghanistan Monday, praising Congress for their work and bringing the total provided by lawmakers for the wars to $850 billion.

The Curtain Rods

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of chardonnay.

Car Manufacturers

Car makers don’t really care about you. Sure they try to cover their asses while you are in their product: airbags, seat belts, re-enforced frame,  … but … Why are ashtrays and cigarette lighters still standard features? Just wondering.

It’s Juneuary

It’s Juneuary in Seattle. I kid you not.  And I knew I would have to let in my sunshine before the sun actually did shine and I did and it hasn’t but I have. LOL.  But first I got in my car and screamed as loud as I could, f@*k you rain over and over again. Until I felt better.  But it was only a little better.